Tea With the Dead and Other Happy Thoughts
By Mattie Lennon.
are embalmer. Itís a Monday morning. You have just embalmed a corpse, dressed
it in its finery ready for the funeral parlour. Having discarded your rubber
gloves, put away the fluid and syringes, you turn into the little adjoining
kitchen for a well-earned cup of tea. You have a habit of asking rhetorical
questions of the corpses. (I suppose that is the only kind of question
you can address to a dead person!)
You ask "Would you like a cup of tea?" Not surprisingly there is no
reply. You then ask, "How many sugars?" When the answer is "Two" you turn
around to see that the corpse has left the slab and is sitting at the table.
This is repeated, with a different corpse each day of that week. How would
you react? This happened to Frank Finnegan an easygoing middle-aged embalmer
in Ballyconneely, Connemara, Co. Galway.
Still with me? You donít believe me?
Well, the whole thing is a series of five seven-minute animated films
which were the brainchild of the brilliant team at Wiggleywoo Film Company.
One corpse, Patricia, is 66 years old and grew up in Donnybrook Cottages.
She tells the story of her adoption in 1947 and relives memories of her
happy childhood growing up in Dublin. Then, she tells of finally making
contact with her biological mother in 1993. Her story is a perfect example
of the tone of the entire series, a charming snapshot of Irish life as
experienced by Patricia. Mixing humor with tragedy and juxtaposing tender
moments with harsh honesty.
Another corpse "interviewed" grew up in Dún Laoghaire, married
Tommy who worked on the ships, They got engaged when she was 19. They had
six children but they had interesting things happen along the way. Like
most Irish people, Ann tells her story the only way an Irish person can.
A male who got up off the slab told a story of growing up in Wicklow,
working on the buses and being lonely until everything changed, leading
to a happy ending.
Susan Broe told me, " The scripts will be 95% transcribed from interviews
we've done with the public. We will advertise for people to send in their
stories and we'll choose the most appropriate. We'll set up interviews
and record the chosen stories. The interviews will not be scripted at all
and the interviewer will say the minimum possible,
a la Michael
Tea with the Dead's creative intention is to show how the landscape,
culture and attitudes of Ireland and its people has changed over the last
seven decades. At the same time, the show concentrate on the one constant
that is ever present: the ability of the people of Ireland to connect,
move and uplift through the art of storytelling.
As Broe said, "Tea With the Dead won't just be Frank sitting
across from the deceased having a chat. We will be transported back in
time as the deceased reminisce about the past. For instance, when the deceased
is talking about walking on the pier with her husband, a sea gull will
land on the table.
The next shot will be Frank and the deceased sitting at the table on
the pier watching the deceased as her younger self. Then with a simple
'click' of a teaspoon against a tea cup, we will be instantly back in the
Frank Kelly, of Father Jack and Ballykilferret fame will
play the lead character, embalmer, Frank Finnegan. The other voice recording
artists will be from the public, who, more likely than not have never been
recorded professionally before. So it's important that the atmosphere for
the voice recordings are really relaxed so the interviewees are themselves
and their genuine personality comes through.
The entire show will be a working week in Frank Finneganís life with
each episode corresponding to a different day. Frank meets four deceased
clients from Monday to Thursday and so has four different conversations.
Friday, the opening sequence will be different, the shots will be the same
but Frank and the deceased wonít be there. Eventually, Frank comes in.
He pours himself two cups of tea. Frank looks at both cups. On screen we
hear, "Hurry yourself up, Frank." Frankís wife is sitting at the table
and they have a wonderful conversation.
The theme of Tea With the Dead is primarily how Frank Finnegan
deals with the death of her death. Each chat is simply Frank projecting
his grief by imagining conversations with the dead. The show acts as therapy
Broe added, "Itís important that we get a balance of humor and tragedy,
something that is inherently Irish. Irish people are known for their unique,
exceptional storytelling. This will be the heart of the show."
Tea With the Dead will be shown on television worldwide later
in the year. Check out www.wiggleywoo.com.